Why do I only attract mean guys??

     I have really been pondering why I tend to date really jerky guys...I must just attract them like a magnet...My first boyfriend ever we dated for 3 years, and he lied for all three years about doing drugs...I was nieve and in high school so I really blame myself for that one I should have seen the signs....second boyfriend, he actually was nice however he had to move to Seattle to work for Microsoft...that didn't work out...next up was in college...he was a senior and I was a freshman, technically we didn't even date...we had maybe 1 or 2 dates and just hung out, and about a month into my first semester of my first year of college he wanted to officially be together...it was WAY too early to be in a relationship so new in college...so I said no I need some time, well about 2 months later I thought it would be nice if we got together officially, so I called him to tell him but he said he had already found someone else. (PS. were now best friends and work in the same building, and he does most of my handyman work :) ) The next one we dated for a while, over a year, he ended up becoming really distant, and he was back to living with his mother, and one time poked me repeatedly on my bare ass with a fork...yeah that was my last straw...After that I dated a guy for about 6 months and he ended up breaking up with me over Facebook, but the kicker? He didn't even tell me we were broken up, he just deleted me and made his profile private so I couldn't even find him...yeah...that was mature! The next guy on my list was never an official boyfriend, however I have had a crush on him for over a year and hes one of the nicest guys when hes not around his friends....if hes around his friends however...you can forget it, hes an ass.
     WHY DO GUYS DO THIS!? Why act all douche-baggy around your "bros" when that's not even who you are...do you not want your "bros" to see that you're actually a caring individual? Cause I find that trait to be rather alluring....It's honestly a mystery to me...
     So, hopefully this new guy I am dating is a good guy and doesn't turn into a douche bag, however according to my lovely track record, its bound to happen. :( so sad....

So lets make this easy for guys

Here is a pretty accurate list of what we want:

1. surprises...we love to be surprised...whether it be flowers, chocolate, you cook us dinner...whatever...surprise us.

2. We want you to WANT to help us, even if we don't accept the help, just want to help us so we know you care.

3. Make us laugh...whatever means possible

4. Stop critiquing our clothes...just stop. Most of us know what were doing, just say we look good so we can go wherever were going.

5. Honesty...surprise right?

6. Stop rushing us out the door...we need to do our makeup and hair...so if you say we should do something tonight, at least give us an hour before were supposed to be there. 

7. Watch a movie with us...REALLY watch a movie, not try to make out with us in the middle of our favorite movie, no matter how many times we have seen it.

8. Cuddle...I know, what a painful word to hear right? JUST DO IT.

9. Be Spontaneous.

10. Love us for who we are...none of us are perfect...we have our flaws, don't point them out to us...if you love us, then you're going to have to love the flaws too.

11. Accept the fact that your girlfriend has planned her dream wedding since she was 12...does that mean shes thinking shes already going to marry you? Not at all: however, we have our dream wedding planned to the "T". Get over it.

12. Family is important, make a good impression...

That pretty much sums up what most females want...I know that's what I want...however I'm too busy dating douche bags to find one of these fine men....

There's another rant for you...I might be back tomorrow with another one if I can find something to rant about...maybe how rude people are on Facebook...that might be a good one :)